I Am An Alcoholic Baby

I am only four months
And I sit alone at the dinner table
I am only four months
And I wanna drink wine
Red wine, White wine
I wanna drink wine

My parents are monsters
They drink all this wine in front of me
And leave their empty glasses on the table
These glasses in which there are still
Some wine drops

And I just wanna taste it
But my arms are too short
And I can't reach this f*!!ing glass
So I keep looking at it with envy
Waiting for milk time

P.S. for ParAnOs: Please, do not call the DPJ, this child is not alcoholic, but the most beautiful baby in their world.
P.P.S.: If you have not understood it yet, this photograph is mine.